It's the World Wide Wank
Your guide to happy and healthy onanism and home to the world's largest list of synonyms for masterbation.

98% of Americans polled have done it, which makes one question the sanity of the remaining two percent. But still, the truth is, we all do it and no one talks about it.

That stops now. This elegant comfort is the bulwark of virginity, the safest of sex acts, and the simplest excercise.

We don't have aids to Masturbation, or vidoes of masturbation, or, really, porn of any kind. Though, we do like porn, and so have created a little list of excellent sites that are not at all creepy, just dead sexy.

We also have humorous essasy, including Twain's 1872 masturbation masterpiece, "Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism." And some other hilarity in the form of videos (not porn) and, of course, the 1,700 masturbation synonyms.