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Female Masturbation Synonyms

• 3 Point Shot
• A night in with the girls
• Airing the orchid
• Applying lip gloss
• Applying nail polish remover
• Auditioning the finger puppets
• Automatic pilot
• Banging the box
• Bashing the gash
• Basting the tuna
• Basting your turkey
• Bathing the kitty
• Beating around the bush
• Beating the Beaver
• Brushing the beaver
• Brushing your afro
• Buffing the bead
• Buffing the Weasel
• Burying the knuckle
• Butterin' the muffin
• Buttering your bagel
• Carpet bumping
• Cat got tongue
• Checking for depth
• Checking for squirrels
• Checking for the jackpot
• Checking my oil
• Checking the foxhole
• Checking the muffler
• Checking the oil
• Checking the pulse
• Checking the status of the I/O port
• Circling the knoll
• Clam bake for one
• Cleaning between the camel's toes
• Cleaning my fur coat
• Cleaning the kitchen
• Cleaning your fingers
• Clit-o-Rama
• Clitters
• Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
• Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
• Coming into your own
• Copping a clam
• Creamin'
• Creamin' the pie
• Cunt cuddling
• Cunt rubbing
• Defrosting the freezer
• Dialing the rotary phone
• Diggin' the stench trench
• Digging a trench
• Digging for gold
• Digging for my keys
• Digging in
• Digging the cream
• Digitizing
• Dipping
• Dipping for ice cream
• Diving for pearls
• Diving for pennies
• Doing my nails
• Doing something for my chapped lips
• Doing the sweet slide
• Doing the two-finger slot rumba
• Doing the two-finger ballet
• Doing the two-finger salute
• Doing your nails
• Doodling the noodle
• Double knuckling
• Double-clicking your mouse
• Dousing the digits
• Draining your tuna
• Drilling for fish
• Drilling for oil
• Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
• Drinking from the furry cup
• Driving Ms. Daisy
• Dunking your doughnut
• Dusting the endtable
• Engaging in safe sex
• Entering the forest
• Entering the ring of fire
• Erasing the problem
• Excavating the Tunnel of Love
• Exploring the bush
• Fanning the fur
• Feeding the bearded clam
• Feeding the cat
• Feeding the pony
• Feeding your slot
• Feeling your funnel
• Fiddling the bean
• Filling the pink taco
• Filling your niche
• Finding yourself
• Finger bang
• Finger blasting
• Finger dipping
• Finger fucking
• Finger pie
• Finger-pole the hole
• Fingerbating
• Fingering
• Fingering something out
• Fingerpainting
• Finishing the job
• Fishing
• Fishing for cumpliments
• Fishing for mackerel
• Flash flood
• Flickin' the bean
• Flicking the switch
• Flicking the tic tac
• Flipping the light switch repeatedly
• Flitting your clit
• Flossing the cat
• Fluffing the kitty
• Fluffing the muff
• Frigging
• Fucking without complications
• Gagging my meat hole
• Gagging the clam
• Gagging the lips of love
• Genital manipulation
• Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
• Getting a date with slick mittens
• Getting a lube job
• Getting a stain out of my carpet
• Getting a stinky pinky
• Getting mud for my turtle
• Getting the last pickle out of the jar
• Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing
• Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster
• Getting to know yourself
• Gilding the lily
• Going around the corner
• Going deep sea diving
• Going fishing
• Going mining
• Going solo
• Going to and from the Batcave
• Greasing your hips
• Gristle rub
• Groping the grotto
• Gusset typing
• Hand tossing the tuna salad
• Harpooning your tang
• Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers
• Having ladyfingers and cream
• Having sex with someone you love
• Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
• Hitchhiking South
• Hitchhiking to heaven
• Hitchhiking under the Big Top
• Hitting the slit
• Hitting the spot
• Honing the stone
• Hula-hooping
• Indoor fishing
• Itching the ditch
• Jabberwocking
• Jennying off
• Jiggling your jenny
• Jilling off
• JocelynEldering
• Jostling the Elder
• Juicing it up
• Juicing Lucy
• Killing off
• Letting your fingers do the walking
• Levy break limbo
• Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
• "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
• Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
• Making a mini Eiffel Tower
• Making kitty purr
• Making my lips swell
• Making soup
• Making the little man sing
• Making your own gravy
• Manual override
• Menage a moi
• Mistressbate
• Muffin buffin'
• Nail polish remover
• Nulling the void
• Nursing a hatchet wound
• Opening the bottom drawer
• Paddling the finger canoe
• Paddling the pink canoe
• Pampering the pussy
• Parting my meat curtain
• Parting the Red Sea
• Patting the panky
• Pearl fishing
• Peeling the peach
• Perusing the Yellow Pages
• Petting Snoopy
• Petting the kitty
• Petting the little man in the canoe
• Petting the petunia
• Petting the pussy
• Petting the pussy cat
• Petting your bunny
• Petting your kitty
• Playing couch hockey for one
• Playing on the cricket green
• Playing poker
• Playing solitaire
• Playing the banjo
• Playing the beaver
• Playing the box
• Playing the clitar
• Playing the hairy guitar
• Playing the little Dutch boy
• Playing the silent trombone
• Playing the slots
• Playing with the man in the boat
• Playing with your pineapple
• Pluggin the leak
• Plunging the drain
• Plunging the happy hole
• Pokin' the pucker
• Poking the pudding
• Polishing the nugget
• Polishing the peanut
• Polishing the wedding ring
• Polishing your pearl
• Preheating the oven
• Priming the pump
• Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
• Pushing the button
• Pussy poking
• Pussy soccer
• Putting out the fire
• Putting the dot in .org
• Reading braille
• Reading the map of Tasmania
• Ride the glide until the tide
• Riding the bed post
• Riding the cotton pony
• Riding the unicycle
• Riding the waterslide
• Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon
• Ringing your bell
• Rocking the boat
• Rollin the ol' bean
• Rolling the dough
• Rolling the marble
• Romancing thy own
• Rubbin Hood
• Rubbin' the nubbin
• Rubbing the donut
• Rubbing the red pussycat
• Rubbing the stub
• Salting the beef curtains
• Scoring the hoop
• Scraping the cheese off the taco
• Scratching the patch
• Scratching where it itches
• Searching for Ms. "G"
• Seasoning your fish
• Secret vice
• Sending Muffin Morse Code
• Sexercising
• Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
• Shaking the dew off the lily
• Shebopping
• Shining the diamond
• Shooting hoops
• Shooting the rapids
• Shucking the fresh water clam
• Shucking the oyster
• Slappin' the crack
• Slapping slit
• Slapping Susie
• Slapping the flap
• Slapping the mackerel
• Slapping the meat curtain
• Slapping the skunk guts
• Slicing pie
• Sliding down the chute
• Sliding into home
• Slob the knob
• Snatching
• Soaking in Palmolive
• Soaking the whisker biscuit
• Softening the peach
• Spanking the spot
• Spanking your puppy on the nose
• Spearing the bearded clam
• Spelunking
• Spelunking in the hairy caves
• Spelunking in the mystery cave
• Splashing in the sea
• Squeezing the peach
• Steaming the oyster
• Stiffening my upper lip
• Stinky pinky
• Stirring it up
• Stirring the honey pot
• Stirring the pudding
• Stirring the sauce
• Stirring the soup
• Stoking the furnace
• Stroking the box
• Strumming
• Strumming the banjo
• Strumming the big open C
• Surfing the channel
• Surfing the Slippery Sea
• Surfing the web
• Sweeping the chimney
• Swimming in the crimson lake
• Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
• Swimming in the Red Sea
• Takin' it to tuna town
• Taking a dip
• Taking a dip in the lake
• Taking advantage of yourself
• Taking the German u-boat into port
• Tapping the tuna
• Teasing the kitty
• Teasing the little man in the canoe
• Teasing the tuna
• Teasing the tuna taco
• Tending your own garden
• Testing the plumbing
• Testing your waters
• The disappearing finger trick
• The girly gusher
• The magical disappearing finger trick
• The ole feel n' squeal
• The other monthly visitor
• The two-fingered tango
• The virgin's release
• Tickling the kitty
• Tickling the pearl
• Tickling the taco
• Tickling your fancy
• Tiptoe through the TwoLips
• Toggling the bit
• Tossing the pink salad
• Touching your tigeress
• Touching your tuna
• Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
• Tracing the vertical smile
• Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
• Twiddling your twat
• Twinkling the little star
• Twirlin' the pearl
• Two-finger taco tango
• Two-finger typing
• Unclogging the drain
• Visiting Niagra Falls
• Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
• Visiting your safety deposit box
• Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
• Walking Downtown
• Washing my hands
• Washing your fingers
• Waxing the canoe
• Waxing the milk duds
• Weaving the carpet
• Whipping your cream
• Whipping your nest
• White knuckling
• Working in the garden
• Working out at the Y
• Wrinkling fingers